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- Camping’s Latest Update October 6, 2011
- Iraq: A bomb exploded last night near the St Ephraim Syrian Orthodox Church in Kirkuk August 15, 2011
- United Nations Affirms the Human Right to Blaspheme August 11, 2011
- 18 church websites across the United States hacked with an appeal for Christians to convert to Islam. August 11, 2011
- Restrictions on religious beliefs and practices on the rise for 1/3 of world’s population August 10, 2011
- I hope this isn’t a typical Christian email to an atheist August 3, 2011
- Iranian Christian Pastor Yousef Nadarkhani awaits execution decision August 3, 2011
- In a victory for religious liberty, California judge strikes from ballot a ban on circumcision. July 29, 2011
- Capitol Hill police arrested 11 people – many of them clergy – for protesting the Republican House budget-cutting plan July 28, 2011
- Anders Breivik is not a Christian fundamentalist July 28, 2011
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A tradition in Christianity which found its self-identity as “Protestant” in the sixteenth-century Reformation. Protestantism began when the church, according to Protestants, lost the Gospel during the middle to late middle ages and reformers began to “protest” this loss. Martin Luther, often seen as the father of Protestantism, rejected the Pope”s claims to infallible authority, [...] continue reading
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“Optimistim Or Desperation?”
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Never Give Up!
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We ‘flame broil’ them fresh right here in the kitchen.
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Sprinkling never did anybody any good. Only immersion can keep away the fires of hell!
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OK, and there’s $830 billion more…
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Too much (world, ignorance); too little (faith, knowledge).
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I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. !!!
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Futility.
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Man unleashes hell in a handbasket.
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“It was way too late when John discovered the limitations of his self-righteousness.”
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Entirely missing the biblical significance of the moment, he foolishly tried to extinguish the burning bush…
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Dragon, I know you are thirsty and hungry. Here is some water. Shrek and Donkey will be back soon with the burgers.
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God visits an apartment on the Upper East Side.
2 Samuel 22:9 Smoke rose from his nostrils;
consuming fire came from his mouth,
burning coals blazed out of it.
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Bob discovers a whole new way to “Acquire the Fire.”
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“Despite being warned of the futility of his efforts, Bob always insisted on passing the collection plate through Hell.”
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In the name of the Father, the Son….
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There, that should do it.
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John answered, “I indeed baptize you with water; but one mightier than I cometh, the latchet of whose shoes I am not worthy to unloose: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost and with fire.”
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Poor Jehovah’s Witness, trying to put out the fires of Hell with Watchtower doctrines.
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Thank God the wind is blowing the right way!!
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I has a bucket.
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Is that water or gasoline?
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a little more effective as the typical Baptist single elder model of church governance.
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a little more effective than the typical Baptist single elder model of church governance
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Surely I can add my own fuel to God’s fire?!
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“He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire”
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“A little help here…”
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“What if congregations were honest with pastoral job descriptions?”
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what part of “RUN” don’t he understand?
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LOL jugulum…that was perfect
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