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- Camping’s Latest Update October 6, 2011
- Iraq: A bomb exploded last night near the St Ephraim Syrian Orthodox Church in Kirkuk August 15, 2011
- United Nations Affirms the Human Right to Blaspheme August 11, 2011
- 18 church websites across the United States hacked with an appeal for Christians to convert to Islam. August 11, 2011
- Restrictions on religious beliefs and practices on the rise for 1/3 of world’s population August 10, 2011
- I hope this isn’t a typical Christian email to an atheist August 3, 2011
- Iranian Christian Pastor Yousef Nadarkhani awaits execution decision August 3, 2011
- In a victory for religious liberty, California judge strikes from ballot a ban on circumcision. July 29, 2011
- Capitol Hill police arrested 11 people – many of them clergy – for protesting the Republican House budget-cutting plan July 28, 2011
- Anders Breivik is not a Christian fundamentalist July 28, 2011
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If I turn these side things just right, can I pick up Disney?
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“Oops”
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The Hills Have Eyes, but do they have wipes?
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Stay behind me Satan!
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“What are you lookin at? You act like you’ve never seen a man sweat before!”
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Daddy, we’ll never make it in this desert. Quick, into cactus mode! Here, these will make nice limbs…quick, store this water.
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Payback time!
Jeff
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” Let me clean out your ears here Dad. I don’t think you heard him correctly. That’s right , what he was wondering was ..if we were Europeon! “
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In a Bellish voice, “We’re going to make it…daddy knows the way!”
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I don’t think that is what Dad had in mind when he told his son: “When you are a boy, the whole world is your toilet.”
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What’s your problem, I told him I needed to go.
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Whadya think I was doing all that crying for…because it was HOT?
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It’s just as wet up here as it is on the ground.
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Total Depravity, or Perspiration of the Saints?
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i’m still sitting in #2
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Told ya so! Generic diapers suck!
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Then Jesus was led up by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil.
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Before I noticed the “sweat stain”, I thought it was just about the facial expression of the kid. I was going to say:
In the spirit of recent discussion here:
“Future Complementarians of America”
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What does this mean in the sprinkling vs. immersion debate?
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“Seriously dude, me and dad enjoying our time together and the moment I can’t hold it any longer, you’re there to snap a photo for your facebook photo album. Seriously.”
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Stop staring at me! I tried to flush using this ear device, but it didn’t work.
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Yes, it won’t hurt you, keep going Daddy. It will make you happy.
~ Demon on shoulder.
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Whatcho talking about Willis?
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(Per the little kid on the e*trade commercials)
“You just saw me wet my pants…I’m mean no big deal. If I can do it, you can do it…
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This, with Obama comes “change”–Get used to it.
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Sometimes I get so frustrated I don’t know whether to cry, scream, or wet my pants.
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“An Arminianist? Where ?!! Ah, man…”
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Hey Obama: where’s the “Change” I need?
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The Hills Have Eyes meet Chucky….
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