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That’s the Exit!
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Deleted by Phil McCheddar
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CMP will be mighty upset if you don’t hit that there Subscribe button.
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I don’t wear Depends ! because I’m a leaky dispensationalist, Stop it!
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“Now that all the goats have gone to the left, you remaining sheep get over to the right.”
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“And now, young Skywalker… you will die.”
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“Billy Jean, is not my lover! She’s just a girl saying I am the one…”
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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
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Security! Get that protestor with the Amil sign outta here!
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“OUT, DEMON!”
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“Switch that cell phone off and get out, or I shall cry!”
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“That man right there, Joel Osteen, he changed my life!”
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“You with the cell phone, get outta here!!”
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Cadis (#3) — I think that was a bit of a cheap shot.
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@Cadis: I’m sorry, but I couldn’t let your post go unchecked. I think that this sight should contain more dignified remarks, and I certainly think John MacArthur quite honestly deserves more respect than you afforded him by your comment.
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“John McArthur banishes all amillennialists while the ghost of John Walvoord looks proudly on.” [look over his right shoulder ... or is that an aberration on my screen only?]
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“Go West, young man.”
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Haters to the left!
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I SEE THAT COPY OF “THE PURPOSE DRIVEN LIFE”!!! Now you go to your room and STAY there until I come up to talk to you!
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#13 and #14
My Caption(if your not looking to be offended) was directed at his nay sayers more than John MacArthur. Depends on how you view it.
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H, I’m thinking MacArthur knows right from left…..
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I drink your milkshake!
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“Those guys over there aren’t premillenial Calvinists…depart from me, for I never knew you!”
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There are great. Love the subscribe button.
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That Walvoord one is awesome.
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Yes, the restroom is over there.
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In a moment recalling the height of Scholasticism, McArthur balances scores of angels on his fingertip, leaving the enraptured onlookers speechless.
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He slowly bent his elbow, positioning his extended forefinger under his nose, in a determined attempt to stave the impending sneeze. It was only later realized that he was allergic to the flowers placed in front of the lectern.
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“I used to be able to lift my arm this high.”
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Look! It’s the GoodYear blimp! (pssst… gat that man back there off my stage)
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Pointing to Brian McLaren hiding in the audience, John MacArthur exposes him proclaiming (in King James English), “Thou art the man.”
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” I know your not saved, yeah you over there! “
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Just as John MacArthur was about to begin his Sunday sermon at Grace Community Church,
he spots Michael Patton amongst the congregation and says to him on his right, “Depart from me, you who are of the Emerging church movement…”
(disclaimer: I don’t actually think Michael is an Emerger
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lollll
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#Cadis – Looking to be offended? Please, just exercise some discernment, your explanation that somehow your comment was not directed at Dr. MacArthur is pretty weak.
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Monergism,
As much as I like John MacArthur, he is the one who called himself a leaky dispensationalist (the term gives you no footing on purpose) I think a little knock about it was perfectly legit. Those who seriously want to knock him over it , because he won’t fall in with thier camp completly,are childish. The Hecklers in the caption are childish…but yes in a way John MacArthur set himself up for it.
do you have anything funny to say about the picture?
Bob in #26 and 27 that’s hysterical!
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I don’t think Cadis did anything wrong. I am the one who posted this. It is light and fun. J-Mac would not be upset by any of this.
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monergism are you a j mac worshipper?
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How about these:
OK non-dispies, start walking!
Hey, the line for autographs of the McArthur Study Bible starts back there, buddy!
Would someone please wake up that guy? He does that every week!
Responding to a man who had fallen out of his pew seat as he slept through the sermon, MacArthur pointed to him and said “We’ll have none of that charismatic chaos here, thank you very much!”
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Grace to you? I don’t think so…
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” you are all decieved!!”
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(In a whiny voice): “God made me do it!”
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#39
Very funny indeed. And for the record, I LOVE J Mac and his brand of teaching.
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Pulpit Shocker!
John MacArthur last Sunday had guest preacher Mark Driscoll physically removed from his pulpit, when the preacher sometimes known as the “Cussing Pastor’ did just that, using a four-letter word during his sermon. MacArthur, visibly heated but maintaining composure, had security escort Driscoll from the building. As they left, MacArthur exclaimed, “That’s right Driscoll, there’s no cussing in front of my congregation, even if it is ‘contextual’ and ‘relevant’!”
A few more:
Any questions on the sermon? Direct them to Phil Johnson, he’s right over there…
So, what did you come expecting, entertainment and razzle-dazzle? You can hear fluffy sermons at the church across the street! We preach pure gospel here.
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“Any questions on the sermon? Direct them to Phil Johnson, he’s right over there…”
That is great! I’m sure Phil would get a chuckle out of it.
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With that particular look on his face, I hear him saying…..”When evildoers assail me to eat up my flesh, my adversaries and foes, it is they who stumble and fall!” Psa 27:2
(No offense, John!….it’s just the look on your face! I promise!)
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@learning – No, not a J-mac worshiper – I do however have great respect for him and others in the Faith who have been chosen by God to care for and shepherd believers….I yearn to worship God only- like most of you do I’m sure. This obviously does no good at this point to continue, I believe this has become bigger than it should and I don’t want this to be a stumbling block for any involved. I respectfully disagree, I’ve reached a point just as I do with my three teenage boys that I’ll leave my heart, and my boys hearts in the hands of God to affect the change he sees fit – “Coram Deo”
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Now for those who know him imagine sports commentator Vince Skully’s voice:
“I don’t believe it! MacArthur has called the shot. Folks at 10:45 am Pastor John MacArthur points to the right center balacony.”
Or since it seems like Captain Jean Luc Picard is over his shoulder in the back ground,
“Engage”
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“I blame him!” (What for, we’ll never know)
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” Stop making fun of my receding hairline….stop it! ”
or and last one….
” that guy…..that one………he’s the psychologist…..he’s breaking me down……….stop it…..stop!! “
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“Be saved… and you too can look as miserable as ME!”
(Sorry J Mac fans…but as photos go…this is a shocker!)
Cadis..re your comments . What was all the fuss about. Well done for graciously yet firmly standing your ground
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