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59 Responses to “Supply the Caption”

1. Leslie on 23 Sep 2008 at 4:43 am #

   That’s the Exit!

2. Phil McCheddar on 23 Sep 2008 at 5:22 am #

   Deleted by Phil McCheddar

3. Peter on 23 Sep 2008 at 6:13 am #

   CMP will be mighty upset if you don’t hit that there Subscribe button.

4. Cadis on 23 Sep 2008 at 7:03 am #

   I don’t wear Depends ! because I’m a leaky dispensationalist, Stop it!

5. Jerry on 23 Sep 2008 at 7:17 am #

   “Now that all the goats have gone to the left, you remaining sheep get over to the right.”

6. Rey Reynoso on 23 Sep 2008 at 7:44 am #

   “And now, young Skywalker… you will die.”
   or
   “Billy Jean, is not my lover! She’s just a girl saying I am the one…”

7. Dave on 23 Sep 2008 at 8:10 am #

   Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

8. Greg Smith on 23 Sep 2008 at 8:15 am #

   Security! Get that protestor with the Amil sign outta here!

9. Michael Metts on 23 Sep 2008 at 8:31 am #

   “OUT, DEMON!”

10. Paul on 23 Sep 2008 at 9:04 am #

    “Switch that cell phone off and get out, or I shall cry!”

11. jamie steele on 23 Sep 2008 at 9:27 am #

    “That man right there, Joel Osteen, he changed my life!”

12. Craig on 23 Sep 2008 at 9:29 am #

    “You with the cell phone, get outta here!!”

13. SteveT on 23 Sep 2008 at 9:33 am #

    Cadis (#3) — I think that was a bit of a cheap shot.

14. monergism on 23 Sep 2008 at 9:38 am #

    @Cadis: I’m sorry, but I couldn’t let your post go unchecked. I think that this sight should contain more dignified remarks, and I certainly think John MacArthur quite honestly deserves more respect than you afforded him by your comment.

15. rick on 23 Sep 2008 at 9:41 am #

    “John McArthur banishes all amillennialists while the ghost of John Walvoord looks proudly on.” [look over his right shoulder ... or is that an aberration on my screen only?]

16. historic salve on 23 Sep 2008 at 10:01 am #

    “Go West, young man.”

17. H on 23 Sep 2008 at 10:30 am #

    Haters to the left!

18. Dave Z on 23 Sep 2008 at 11:22 am #

    I SEE THAT COPY OF “THE PURPOSE DRIVEN LIFE”!!! Now you go to your room and STAY there until I come up to talk to you!

19. Cadis on 23 Sep 2008 at 12:10 pm #

    #13 and #14

    My Caption(if your not looking to be offended) was directed at his nay sayers more than John MacArthur. Depends on how you view it.

20. Susan on 23 Sep 2008 at 12:17 pm #

    H, I’m thinking MacArthur knows right from left…..

21. Will Blood on 23 Sep 2008 at 12:36 pm #

    I drink your milkshake!

22. Luke on 23 Sep 2008 at 12:52 pm #

    “Those guys over there aren’t premillenial Calvinists…depart from me, for I never knew you!”

23. C Michael Patton on 23 Sep 2008 at 1:55 pm #

    There are great. Love the subscribe button.

24. C Michael Patton on 23 Sep 2008 at 1:56 pm #

    That Walvoord one is awesome.

25. Jason on 23 Sep 2008 at 4:17 pm #

    Yes, the restroom is over there.

26. bob on 23 Sep 2008 at 6:43 pm #

    In a moment recalling the height of Scholasticism, McArthur balances scores of angels on his fingertip, leaving the enraptured onlookers speechless.

27. bob on 23 Sep 2008 at 6:48 pm #

    He slowly bent his elbow, positioning his extended forefinger under his nose, in a determined attempt to stave the impending sneeze. It was only later realized that he was allergic to the flowers placed in front of the lectern.

28. bob on 23 Sep 2008 at 6:52 pm #

    “I used to be able to lift my arm this high.”

29. Crazyupstart on 23 Sep 2008 at 8:29 pm #

    Look! It’s the GoodYear blimp! (pssst… gat that man back there off my stage)

30. C Michael Patton on 23 Sep 2008 at 11:22 pm #

    Pointing to Brian McLaren hiding in the audience, John MacArthur exposes him proclaiming (in King James English), “Thou art the man.”

31. learning on 24 Sep 2008 at 12:15 am #

    ” I know your not saved, yeah you over there! “

32. GoldCityDance on 24 Sep 2008 at 1:01 am #

    Just as John MacArthur was about to begin his Sunday sermon at Grace Community Church,
    he spots Michael Patton amongst the congregation and says to him on his right, “Depart from me, you who are of the Emerging church movement…”

    (disclaimer: I don’t actually think Michael is an Emerger )

33. C Michael Patton on 24 Sep 2008 at 1:02 am #

    lollll

34. monergism on 24 Sep 2008 at 10:08 am #

    #Cadis – Looking to be offended? Please, just exercise some discernment, your explanation that somehow your comment was not directed at Dr. MacArthur is pretty weak.

35. Cadis on 24 Sep 2008 at 10:35 am #

    Monergism,

    As much as I like John MacArthur, he is the one who called himself a leaky dispensationalist (the term gives you no footing on purpose) I think a little knock about it was perfectly legit. Those who seriously want to knock him over it , because he won’t fall in with thier camp completly,are childish. The Hecklers in the caption are childish…but yes in a way John MacArthur set himself up for it.

    do you have anything funny to say about the picture?

    Bob in #26 and 27 that’s hysterical!

36. C Michael Patton on 24 Sep 2008 at 11:11 am #

    I don’t think Cadis did anything wrong. I am the one who posted this. It is light and fun. J-Mac would not be upset by any of this.

37. learning on 24 Sep 2008 at 12:38 pm #

    monergism are you a j mac worshipper?

38. Alexander M Jordan on 24 Sep 2008 at 1:27 pm #

    How about these:

    OK non-dispies, start walking!

    Hey, the line for autographs of the McArthur Study Bible starts back there, buddy!

    Would someone please wake up that guy? He does that every week!

    Responding to a man who had fallen out of his pew seat as he slept through the sermon, MacArthur pointed to him and said “We’ll have none of that charismatic chaos here, thank you very much!”

39. Matt on 24 Sep 2008 at 2:15 pm #

    Grace to you? I don’t think so…

40. learning on 24 Sep 2008 at 3:50 pm #

    ” you are all decieved!!”

41. Tyler on 24 Sep 2008 at 4:04 pm #

    (In a whiny voice): “God made me do it!”

42. Marvin the Martian on 24 Sep 2008 at 4:26 pm #

    #39

    Very funny indeed. And for the record, I LOVE J Mac and his brand of teaching.

43. Alexander M Jordan on 24 Sep 2008 at 6:58 pm #

    Pulpit Shocker!
    John MacArthur last Sunday had guest preacher Mark Driscoll physically removed from his pulpit, when the preacher sometimes known as the “Cussing Pastor’ did just that, using a four-letter word during his sermon. MacArthur, visibly heated but maintaining composure, had security escort Driscoll from the building. As they left, MacArthur exclaimed, “That’s right Driscoll, there’s no cussing in front of my congregation, even if it is ‘contextual’ and ‘relevant’!”

    A few more:

    Any questions on the sermon? Direct them to Phil Johnson, he’s right over there…

    So, what did you come expecting, entertainment and razzle-dazzle? You can hear fluffy sermons at the church across the street! We preach pure gospel here.

44. C Michael Patton on 24 Sep 2008 at 10:01 pm #

    “Any questions on the sermon? Direct them to Phil Johnson, he’s right over there…”

    That is great! I’m sure Phil would get a chuckle out of it.

45. From The Balcony on 24 Sep 2008 at 11:03 pm #

    With that particular look on his face, I hear him saying…..”When evildoers assail me to eat up my flesh, my adversaries and foes, it is they who stumble and fall!” Psa 27:2

    (No offense, John!….it’s just the look on your face! I promise!)

46. monergism on 25 Sep 2008 at 8:05 am #

    @learning – No, not a J-mac worshiper – I do however have great respect for him and others in the Faith who have been chosen by God to care for and shepherd believers….I yearn to worship God only- like most of you do I’m sure. This obviously does no good at this point to continue, I believe this has become bigger than it should and I don’t want this to be a stumbling block for any involved. I respectfully disagree, I’ve reached a point just as I do with my three teenage boys that I’ll leave my heart, and my boys hearts in the hands of God to affect the change he sees fit – “Coram Deo”

47. JohnT3 on 25 Sep 2008 at 10:10 am #

    Now for those who know him imagine sports commentator Vince Skully’s voice:

    “I don’t believe it! MacArthur has called the shot. Folks at 10:45 am Pastor John MacArthur points to the right center balacony.”

    Or since it seems like Captain Jean Luc Picard is over his shoulder in the back ground,

    “Engage”

48. Douglas K. Adu-Boahen on 25 Sep 2008 at 3:58 pm #

    “I blame him!” (What for, we’ll never know)

49. learning on 26 Sep 2008 at 12:28 am #

    ” Stop making fun of my receding hairline….stop it! ”

    or and last one….

    ” that guy…..that one………he’s the psychologist…..he’s breaking me down……….stop it…..stop!! “

50. britphil on 26 Sep 2008 at 5:11 am #

    “Be saved… and you too can look as miserable as ME!”

    (Sorry J Mac fans…but as photos go…this is a shocker!)

    Cadis..re your comments . What was all the fuss about. Well done for graciously yet firmly standing your ground

51. Cadis on 26 Sep 2008 at 8:27 am #

    Hey BritPhil!!

    Have you been over to the new site? Theologica? join up. I’m Kim over there.

52. Alexander M Jordan on 26 Sep 2008 at 9:38 am #

    Maybe he was delivering a sermon on prophecy and wanted to inject a little sarcasm and humor by mocking the way some prophesy. So, dramatically pointing his finger, he said,

    “Thus sayeth the Lord, thou shall not say,

    ‘Thus sayeth the Lord’ when thou openest thy mouth to speak mysteries, lest you be judged wrong in all your utterances”

    OK I know I’m running out of good ones now…

53. Lisa R on 26 Sep 2008 at 7:22 pm #

    Agghh, where’s the play arrow??? I can’t play it to see what its about. Or is it not a video and a just a picture?

    Hey Brit, haven’t seen you around in awhile. How have you been? Yeah, follow Cadis’ tip and check out Theologica. It’s really cool and has alot of interesting discussions. I haven’t had much time to participate, though.

    Cadis, I didn’t know that was you.

54. Lisa R on 26 Sep 2008 at 7:27 pm #

    Ok, if its just based on the picture, how about this….

    Go to your room and don’t come out til you confessed all your sins!

55. Chris S on 27 Sep 2008 at 3:28 pm #

    “Anyone not accepting Lordship Salvation-there’s the exit.”

56. Stan Leeds on 30 Sep 2008 at 10:30 am #

    Pull my finger!

57. Cadis on 30 Sep 2008 at 11:17 am #

    Stan!! lol

58. Craig on 02 Oct 2008 at 8:50 am #

    Stan, that one wins!!!!

59. andy on 03 Oct 2008 at 7:22 am #

    Get out, Charles Stanley, you evil divorcee

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