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Top Ten Reasons I am a Chauvinist

by January 5th, 2008Comments Be First to Comment

In response to Ruth’s “Top Ten Reasons I am a feminist,” I thought that I would have some fun with one of my own.

10. I like to smoke cigars.

9. I am a completmentarian and by default that what we are supposed to be.

8. The woman made me do it.

7. If Jesus and Paul were here today, they would be smoking a cigar with me.

6. God’s name is masculine.

5. I don’t like pink.

4. If it weren’t for women, lust would not be an issue (for most :-D )

3. Jack Bauer.

2. The thought of Hilary as president.

1. My wife thinks its a turn on (yeah right!)

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