1. He has relinquished control to me because he finally realized how much wiser I am than he.

2. I have him bound and gagged in my basement and am forcing him to turn from his emergent ways.

3. He is in the process of reading Matthew Henry’s Commentary in toto and just can’t seem to put it down.

4. His beautiful wife Kristie has gone into labor and soon the world will be introduced to the greatest theologian of the 21st Century- Zachary Michael Patton (he has to be better than his dad at least.)

Results
1. You really are saved.
2. Shame on you.
3. Nice sentiment.
4. Is the correct answer!

Kristie is in labor as we speak! Praise the Lord! Due to this however Michael will not be posting for a few days.

Let us all give thanks for the wonderful gift the Lord has bestowed upon the Patton family!

****Update****

He is here! He was born at 6:45pm Central Time and weighed in at 6lbs. 6oz and is 20″ long! Healthy baby boy! Kristie is doing great, Michael sounds excited as do his children who I could hear in the background.

Great news!!

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